kardashy:

an unexpected twist

h-eartcore:

on a scale from A Day to Remember to All Time Low how much do you like your hometown

(Source: aamericanhorror)

fuckingflorida:

My new bumper sticker

LITERALLY WHERE DID YOU GET THIS I NEED ONE

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(Source: allantruong)

donttouchmynewtonballs:

Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history

The longer you look at it the funnier it gets

anaaesthetic:

pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.

howtoloseaguyinonetinder:

….oh! I get it now LOL


rude.

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